"You will feel a mild tingling sensation, followed by death."

[heinleinfan]

Well, there wasn't actual death.  Would that murder was just a teensy bit more legal, there might have been

Comments

[bleodswean]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA - OMFG THIS, m'dear, is the best response to a prompt I've ever read!

Sorry to hear it, though. Eep. What a jackass.

[drwex]

I'm so VERY glad someone laughed before me because I was (a) tempted and (b) afraid.

I mean, I'm sorry you got hurt and all that but, um, BWA HAHAHAHA

[heinleinfan]

Afraid, of little ole me? Nonsense.

[heinleinfan]

I'm so glad you liked it! And laughed. I was worried I'd not adequately express "this is comedy".

There was no lasting damage, so I definitely laugh about it. I also use the story, seriously, on occasions when people talk about withdrawing consent "after already giving it". Dude, withdraw that shit whenever you need to for your own safety and non-burning lady parts! And walk to your car two miles in the snow if you have to! (Though I recommend keeping track of your socks if it's winter.)

[drwex]

Now, I'm a really rather forward person when it comes to sex.

Someday I'd like to meet this new you. ;)

[heinleinfan]

Not a cloud in the sky, it's nearly 50 degrees, it's totally 'fake spring' here in Colorado, come on out! :P

[drwex]

I wish.

[tonithegreat]

Oh my! Most hilarious use of prompt, even if lady-part death is no laughing matter.

[ellison]

Omg, this is awesomely told! Sorry it happened, but awesomely written! And applause from me, who is so soft spoken about way too much in life. Any story of someone handing the wrath of hell to someone else when they deserve it gets a standing ovation from me! :D

[surrealestate]

"You don't even want to know the lengths I went to in an attempt to stop that infernal burning."

I totally do because I know I'd continue to laugh my ass off while you told that part of the story. But I get if you don't want to. I'm just saying... :)