"You will feel a mild tingling sensation, followed by death."

[heinleinfan]

Well, there wasn't actual death.  Would that murder was just a teensy bit more legal, there might have been

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[curly_chick]

So glad no permanent damage. However, much laughter here too. Who the heck does shit like that?

[favoritebean]

Oh my gawd, I don't know what I was expecting. Apparently not a bad sex story of that caliber.

I have to know though, how did you get the burning to stop? Lots of water?

Also, Andrew is most definitely a douche bucket for that. What an imbecile for thinking that would be a good idea to start with.

Thank you for sharing.

[uselesstinrelic]

I am twelve years old and what is this o...o okay, honesty, I skimmed! We'll leave it at saying your command of words was dynamic! n...n;

[sariel_t]

Thank you for sharing. I am a) so sad for you, and b) laughing hard because your words titillate me.

[halfshellvenus]

What seems worse is that someone thought it would be a good idea to make that condom. I've had trouble just from the "warming" KY, which is more like _burning_. But Icy-hot? If that stuff were on the inside, it would have hurt him, and that is a much less absorbent skin area.

Ow, ow, ow. And the socks seemed like "no big deal" before the mention of the two-mile trek in the snow. :O