"You will feel a mild tingling sensation, followed by death."

[heinleinfan]

Well, there wasn't actual death.  Would that murder was just a teensy bit more legal, there might have been

Comments

[eeyore_grrl]

HOLY OUCH! Like, seriously, you don't "surprise" someone like that. Holy fuck!

[alycewilson]

What a jerk! You handled it the best way possible, though.

[whipchick]

Ahahahahaha! Ow! Now that everything has turned out all right, that's hilarious!

[eternal_ot]

Oh Gosh! This was ridiculous, I couldn't help but laugh and I am glad that it subsided. Well written. *Applause* Very unique take on the topic...:D

[dee_aar2]

OMG ..... Is that Condom for Real !!!! I can't imagine what lady cave must have experienced .... I dare not even think about it. But it sure made for a good reading even if at the burning experience.