1. Friends don't let friends drink and Craigslist.
2. "Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon." --Emily Dickinson
3. Experience leads to either bitterness or strength. You decide which.
4. Not every day can be new years eve.
5. Talk to yourself. You wouldn't want to get lonely, would you?

Life has been very interesting lately.

Since I'm nearing 30 any day now, for posterity, I would like to make note of some things that I have learned so far. These are in random order, as they pop into my head, and are exceedingly dumb.

1. If you joke about doing something for too long in IRC, eventually, no matter how ridiculous it may seem, it ( Read more... )

I just ate two grapefruits, and two oranges. Then I drank about a pint of yogurt. Now it's time for a couple squirts of nasal spray, and an assload of Echinacea. After that I might just sacrifice a virgin, and then round things off by taking a Tylenol 3, in hopes that it will help calm my head and let me sleep! The down side to taking the ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I was feeing extremely moody when I wrote this ( Read more... )

I think I'm way too exhausted to start writing about the insanity that was this week, so instead I offer you the following list of things that I realized in the last couple days that I missed about Germany ( Read more... )

Well, at least this week hasn't been boring. It seems as though nothing much happens for weeks on end, and then all these separate, slowly building things take off in a series of multi-colored explosions accompanied by the random tempo of drunken jazz ( Read more... )

Right now, my stomach hurts a lot, so it has been a bit of the day from hell in that way. I tried to sleep for a while, but I just had strange dreams where I was playing jazz on a Piano. It sounded really good, even though I was sure I was playing the wrong notes entirely, so that was confusing. I don't usually write like this, but I just don't ( Read more... )

Tonight as I was roving the streets, as I tend to do, something didn't seem quite right. I just couldn't put my finger on it. I paused by a rubbish bin, outstretched my hand, and poked suspiciously at a layer of fake cotton snow. It was then that I put my finger on it ( Read more... )

I have returned from my fun-filled Midwestern romp, and I am happy to be back in Toronto in a lot of ways, but I'm also feeling a sense of loss and loneliness that is only somewhat non-justifiable ( Read more... )

"All thing has a cause. Look into your pass for answer ( Read more... )