I swear I'll put my pants on any minute now.

[heinous]

I hate pants. I've always hated pants. The problem is, I kind of like winter. These two issues often come in direct conflict with one another, because lets face it, pants are pretty handy once the snow sets in. Where am I going with this? Good question

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But they never seem to fit me. I have a massive ass.