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helaas

The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne

Jan 18, 2015 13:00

Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne
Pairing: Jongin/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5.4k
Summary: Jongin keeps hearing a beautiful voice around campus and struggles to find the owner. Baekhyun is not helpful.
Notes: Written for Round 1 of kaixingforyou

( Jongin's early morning bowel movement is a treasured moment in an otherwise hectic life. )

kaixing, fic

Comments 36

zyxisagod January 18 2015, 12:55:41 UTC

i just want you to know that if you really ever do write a novel and publish it i'll pre-order it immediately

helaas January 18 2015, 13:43:48 UTC

But as the publishing date looms closer and closer, the remorse will set in and you will cancel your pre-order. What were you thinking, you'll say to yourself, shaking your head and letting out a soft, self-depreciating sigh. Instead, you will make the much better purchase of those sweet illustrated Harry Potter books. GOOD CALL!

zyxisagod January 18 2015, 13:50:59 UTC

HDU?!?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD BUY BOTH THE SERIES (preferably the glow in the dark covers+pop up illustrations one) AND YOUR DEBUT NOVEL.

/throws my bank statement at you LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT I SPEND MY MONEY ON. I ALWAYS REGRET MY PURCHASES THE MOMENT I CLICK THE CHECKOUT BUTTON

helaas January 18 2015, 13:59:41 UTC

lmao, I am learning so much about you so quickly. You're mentally unstable, bad with finances, AND YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER.... WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG SO WELL!!!

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i_nfinitely January 18 2015, 14:40:35 UTC

this was absolutely hilarious omfg
your baekhyun was spot on and your jongin was such an adorable loser
basically it was gr8 thank u so much for writing

helaas January 18 2015, 15:15:03 UTC

I was kind of worried I pushed Baekhyun a bit too far, so THIS IS AWESOME TO HEAR!! Thanks so much for reading and leaving a comment, I'm really glad you thought it was so funny!

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helaas January 18 2015, 20:38:27 UTC

Awwww yeah, lured you in with my sasquatches, forced you to stay with my yixing-taking-a-leak story!! It's strangely comforting to know that you enjoyed this, like now I can feel a little like I gave you back something in return for the amazing fic you wrote for me. ; ; I love writing complete-asshole-Baek, who for some reason everyone still likes?? He just has that kind of personality that makes him fun to write.

FYI, THIS!! is the sasquatch fic, it is Chenlay. I thought I would save you the trouble of wading around through all my crap if you were still interested in it.^^ But thanks for stopping by!!

yelrihs_jefan January 21 2015, 16:38:52 UTC

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I RELATE TO JONGIN IN THIS FIC.
Like seriously, Yixing's voice I just- asdchliu... Especially when he switches back and forth between Korean and Mandarin and you can -hear- the difference in tone and he's adorable when he speaks Korean but oh so sexy when he speaks Mandarin I can't even...

helaas January 22 2015, 05:41:25 UTC

Lmao, you are not alone. Yixing's voice... why does he do this to us??? ; ;

chichirya January 23 2015, 05:52:24 UTC

"Hey wait, I think I can see his dick!"

I was typing a very enthusiastic comment with lots of uppercase letters but I figured I was getting too embarrassing LOL Baekhyun is so perfect and so alive like he's so real and "Dude, is this some weird loser way of confessing to me?"

helaas January 23 2015, 13:48:49 UTC

Lmao, thanks for reading chichi!! I love writing Baekhyun, it's so fun. :D I feel like I should apologize to you because jongin is not blind and I feel like I let you down lol. Thanks for all the encouragement while writing and all the brainstorming, you're a true friend ; ; one day I'm going to thank you properly at the top of the fic. Or finish that fic I'm writing for you lol.

chichirya January 25 2015, 08:27:54 UTC

I'm the one who's glad you listen to my ridiculous ideas because they are questionable, mostly, so thank you, AND it's a good decision to make Jongin not blind, I don't know why I'd suggest that, sorry! lol

i know i said no pressure with that one fic but i just want you to know that i am very excited about it, but still take your time 😂

helaas January 25 2015, 13:23:31 UTC

No wayyyyyy, I could see in my head the blind-Jongin fic would have been awesome and I LOVED MY TERRIBLE CHEESY BLIND-DUDE PICK-UP-LINES, but I really don't write well enough to be able to write a story from his POV. :P Do you think they offer some kind of an online course to learn writing? ; ; AND ALL YOUR IDEAS ARE AWESOME, YOU ARE A CONSTANT SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO ME!!!!

I AM THINKING ABOUT THAT ONE FIC ALL THE TIME, I AM DETERMINED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT ; ; Next time you want me to write you a fic, you need to give me an actual prompt and a deadline lol.