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helaas

The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne

Jan 18, 2015 13:00

Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne
Pairing: Jongin/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5.4k
Summary: Jongin keeps hearing a beautiful voice around campus and struggles to find the owner. Baekhyun is not helpful.
Notes: Written for Round 1 of kaixingforyou

( Jongin's early morning bowel movement is a treasured moment in an otherwise hectic life. )

kaixing, fic

Comments 36

splickerflicker January 27 2015, 15:01:01 UTC

death from laughter

legitimately kept laughing irl tbh

istg everytime i see your username i KNOWWWWWW i'm in for an awesome fic sIGHS THANK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

helaas January 27 2015, 16:22:39 UTC

Omg, that's so super nice to hear (read?) ; ; I feel, like, legit proud of myself right now lol.

And every time I see your username, I know I'll see a creepy user pic ; )

capricious_moon February 7 2015, 15:28:32 UTC

Attraction at first listen--in a bathroom, no less. Oh, Jongin, only you LOL ( ... )

helaas February 8 2015, 10:34:34 UTC

Maybe all the people who found love in a bathroom can start a support group. They can help each other come up with fake stories about how they met so they don't have to tell people the bathroom story. Jongin is going to tell people he met Yixing at school. It's.... not technically lying. :D ( ... )

yeolis February 26 2015, 20:25:25 UTC

This fic is so hilarious that I'll comment with a lot of HAs. So here it comes:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love your fics lol

helaas February 27 2015, 06:08:47 UTC

I'm about to leave for work and this block of haha's is exactly what I needed! Thank you!

bluedreaming April 20 2015, 02:14:45 UTC

this is just too brilliant I had to tell all my friends about it and I think that cafe isn't happy about us now ;; (but it's okay lol)

helaas April 20 2015, 08:15:44 UTC

*high fives you and all of your friends* YEAH!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! It makes my day knowing that my fic caused a scene of minor(?) chaos in a public space. :D:D

jpglay April 24 2015, 18:25:24 UTC

this fic (as well as all the other fics i've read from u ESPECIALLY THE SEXING ONES...) has me convinced i want to be ur best friend, are u currently accepting applications?

helaas April 24 2015, 21:22:15 UTC

YOU ARE SO SWEET!! LET'S DO IT, LET'S BE BESTIES!!! Buuuuuut, you might have to fight my current best friend to death. She's kind of a badass, I hope you are armed. ; ; I will be waiting for the victor at Taco Bell, where we shall share a best friends meal.

It's a crunchwrap.