Title: The Siren Call and the Porcelain Throne
Pairing: Jongin/Yixing
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5.4k
Summary: Jongin keeps hearing a beautiful voice around campus and struggles to find the owner. Baekhyun is not helpful.
Notes: Written for Round 1 of
kaixingforyou (
Jongin's early morning bowel movement is a treasured moment in an otherwise hectic life. )
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Since you are my fan, let me help you with your Chinese characters! There are only three that are really super important... 张艺兴 :D:D Is it even possible to learn 1000 by Friday??? THAT DOESN'T SEEM POSSIBLE???? I HAVE BECOME VERY CONCERNED FOR YOU!!! PLEASE DO WELL!!!!!!!!!
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AND OMG I HAVE A FAN??? YESSSSSS!! I'VE DONE IT!!!!! EAT A DICK, EVERYONE ELSE!! *punches like 20 sharks right in their damn faces*
And omg if you discover Yixing collects tadpole livers, THEN YOU LEARN TO MAKE LITTLE DISPLAYS FOR THE LIVERS AND ACT LIKE THIS IS A GODDAMN NORMAL THING BECAUSE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You crazy kids can make it work, I believe in your love. ; ;
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