O, great oracle...

Where did my last question go? I was going to spout off one of the answers at my husband (as justification for going nuts), but it appears to have vanished. Was it stolen by trolls? Eaten by moles? Shoved in a hole? Smoked in a bowl?

Do tell.

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Oh great and wise helenoracle, tell me why is late night TV dominated by men? Have the networks shuned women since the days Joan Rivers would guest host for Johnny Carson? Why can't I appear on network TV in the wee hours of the morning, dressed in designer suits, telling mediocre topical jokes I didn't write and interview celebs as they plug their latest ( Read more... )

I am 27, will I ever stop getting zits?

Where will I be ten years from now, mapquest it for me, thanks!

Where will i be in five years?

Am i in the right place to fulfill my destiny?

Do i still have a destiny?

If not, where did it go?

Please, oh great oracle, explain to me the sexual energy that redheads give off...

He's the biggest dweeb but there is something smoldering about him. Sigh.

Edit: There is no picture to be found on the internet and I have not yet photographed this particular individual with my digital camera.

What's each of your preferred methods of oracular divination?
Bird Guts?
Tarot Cards?
Intuition?

....Shrooms?

Please explain to me why men (with the glaring exception of my spouse, of course) never tell you they love you until it's oh, but SO too late?

Please explain the infinite improbability drive to me. I left my towel and my guide on Ursa Minor Beta.

Why does a chicken?