this morning I was thinking about how this month i did not make a helicopter pad but everything in me was screaming to slap it on, hellip and hellip fuck a big helicopter, wake up gagging and calling for rescue, call in all the bouncy baby pixie gnomes with white beards and pink and yellow hats to parachute and jump out of smaller 'copters and make ( Read more... )

there was a letter H flying around flapping its wings like an aloof butterfly, flapping and flapping to land on my belly and imprint itself to become a helicopter pad ( Read more... )

Three cards ( Read more... )

yesterday it was Michael Jackson's comeback show in London. Or at least it was expected to be but he lamely sang a few lines of 'Heal the World' which didn't go down well with anyone.

I was spared seeing any of that but in the morning my hands were singing A B C it's easy as 1 2 3... Baby YOU and ME...

Ash.

Ash.Burn. Coal.

Ass.Breast.Cunt.

And the ( Read more... )

i guess i have to jump the gun when we both have a habit of that. i once said i would singing sesame street songs and here i am reciting one once again a scattered single seed for the pecking.

so the song goes letter B, letter B, letter B, letter B, whispering words of the alphabet, letter B.

so when I'm in times of trouble, does mother mary come to ( Read more... )

all that ranting about milk has made waiting pots of it go sour- it hasn't curdled, it hasn't even gone moldy, its just sour squeezed out white milk from my spine

its been an interesting summer that has stretched and skipped past autumn with lots of wasps coming to visit me for the first time after i learned how to say it in Nepalese (barula)

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Ok, especially to all you higads, i had a chance to watch Slayer and I missed it can you believe it?

Karma works in odd ways. I was called to Carling Leeds festival www.leedsfestival.com  to work for one dude but then someone better came along and offered me more money to work there. So far so good. Even better this other guy who offered more cash ( Read more... )

provisions of milk are never enough to whitewash any expectations ( Read more... )

no matter how you cover up some men still see the tits and arse- their brains in wanting to shag hence everyone must feel that way mode. it does not make sense when the impressions i tried to create in one extreme nevertheless still created space for rumours in the other. it doesn't make sense if you consciously don't wear lipstick in front of ( Read more... )

inspired by past blogs from yags and tsarli

a dedication to our aspirations for pets real or imagined

the bunny's name is Herman by the way and resides somewhere with his owner (pictured) in Germany


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