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[heliumgirl]

Here are some things I hope to do between now and when I go back to school.
Since I always come up with a list of things I'd like to accomplish over the course of a summer and then get around to absolutely nothing on the list, I've decided to be a bit more reasonable this year.
Additional suggestions are welcome.

• move. preferably as soon as

Comments

[mothballmint]

How or when is oral sex a threat? what is the context for this?

[heliumgirl]

um, i can be pretty insistent.

my offers are often declined. should that make me feel bad about myself?

[heliumgirl]

and are we still looking at the place in pine hill tomorrow morn'?

[scottishtongue]

"This is Hardcore" by Pulp is so the pseudo-intellectual hipster sex music. I think you should make it your goal to do it to "Flight of the Bumble Bee".

"Ian's little brother" will never have a resume. He will listen to Pink Floyd and eat Otter Pops while stoned on my front porch forever.

Maybe the summer will be like a Dinosaur Comic:

Later...

Oh man, what an awesome summer full of lessons learned and goals achieved.

I agree, lessons learned by all!

I think I'll make a similar list...

[heliumgirl]

it's a good song you doucheface. sex music is supposed to be theatrical and trite. or incomprehensible, like portishead. it's a rule. or something.

that line about your brother made me really happy....

and if my summer ends up being a dinosaur comic like that, the last panel will involve t-rex admitting to himself that in reality, he learned absolutely nothing. i'm too tired to come up with something clever and t-rex like. i'll leave that to you.

[heliumgirl]

last time i checked we made plans for you to call me and you never did. including you in the list would be setting my goals too far out of reach.

i'm referring to burhenne of the christopher variety. matt is his (i'm assuming less psychotic) older brother. i think.

[heliumgirl]

i don't call people. ever.

[heliumgirl]

summer's over. well it was over a while ago. i got much accomplished.