Katietrance posted this for my birthday. I want you all to see it so you understand why I love her so incredibly much:

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I have two questions:

One, what's with all the giant inflatable rats?

Two, if Rochelle is holding a fake vagina and I'm thrusting my finger in and out of it, are we having sex?

I just went to a party where The Wailers were playing. I got a free drink at Ollie's for playing faith no more. I signed the body cast of a guy worth $32 million. I saw the most beautiful girl in the world, along with everyone else I went to highschool with.

you fish.

Here are some things I hope to do between now and when I go back to school.
Since I always come up with a list of things I'd like to accomplish over the course of a summer and then get around to absolutely nothing on the list, I've decided to be a bit more reasonable this year.
Additional suggestions are welcome.

• move. preferably as soon as ( Read more... )

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OH SHIT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SASSIEST BOY ALIVE!

we can legally have sex now, you know..........

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Apparently, the crazy (non) Russian guys I worked for over the weekend are really famous in their little niche, and were once on a episode of Seinfeld (and Mr Rogers and Ellen ( Read more... )

Did I ever mention my friend Kibby, aka the stupidest person alive*?

I've decided to start keeping track of all the stupidest things he says.

Here's what I can remember off the top of my head:

1. The Bible was written by the government.
2. 1. Vampires really exist, and the government knows this.
   2. The Red Cross holds blood drives so the government can ( Read more... )

sure, I have a calculus test on thursday and haven't looked at the material in over a week and should probably have been studying my ass off all night, but learning how to make paper cranes was so much more satisfying.