Weird is:
Flipping through a Penthouse from 1988 and finding an article that was written by the mother of a girl you were friends with throughout your teenage years.

Last night I planned on sitting at home in my pajamas and feeling sorry for myself, but chuck put a wrench in this by showing up at my door with beer, and I'm not usually one to argue with beer. Beer was drank, drunken angry phone calls were made, Pete & Pete was watched, Stephanie stopped by for a bit, and I then decided I wanted to go to the ( Read more... )

I present to you:

Two conversations that tell volumes about my life.
or,
What the fuck are cut tags?

codenamerodeo: remember when jeni or aimee had some sort of class about russian folktales or something random like that, and there was a story about a wolf who caught a bird, but then decided to take a nap, and instructed his anus to make sure ( Read more... )

Stories are good ( Read more... )

I have a ridiculously fat tongue.

thank you and goodnight.

I have a few weeks to move out before I'm kicked out onto the street and no money or roommate, but I also have a plastic squirrel that vibrates when you pull on a nut so I guess it all evens out ( Read more... )

AbusedByGF: once apon a time im gonna buy rock and roll plus on south street ( Read more... )

I am a brown paper bag.

What the hell am I doing?

I'd like to thank everyone who came to my "rae got fired party," and, of course, ian, for organizing. i had a good time. you guys rule.
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