i think im gonna go enroll myself in the army rehab program and start pissing hot on all my drug tests.  if you self enroll yourself they cant take any legal action against you if you piss hot and they discharge you honorably.  im really thinking about it.  either that or going to a shrink and playing the post traumatic stress disorder card and ( Read more... )

i saw minus the bear last night.  fucking amazing to say the least.  the other two bands sucked though....tiny vipers who i didnt even know they were playing until they were about done, and the helio sequence who had 2 people in their band but somehow had every instrument known to man playing.  milli fuckin vanilli.  minus the bear made it worth it ( Read more... )

 i hate being left to fill in the blanks...

maybe this is goodbye

 i think i blew it.

so ive been fighting with avas mom all fuckin week because she was trying to get me to sign some contract marriage with her so that she can get more benefits from the government and when i die shell get 3 times as much money.

"youre worth more to me dead than alive....."

no exaggeration...

fucking excuse me but you just brought poverty to my ( Read more... )

brunner had his wedding this weekend.  it was fun.  we all got drunk and ate a bunch of food.  i was one of the groomsmen and i was listening to the vows and if you really pay attention to what they say at weddings it sounds really bad...i dont think i could ever seriously do it.  its almost like signing your life away.  almost like joining the ( Read more... )

i wish there was someone out there that really understood what im going through right now...

so i was just sitting there minding my own business when this crazy idea came to me....what if i invented something that would make so much money for myself that i could get out of the army.

and then it hit me...

THE TANDEM UNICYCLE!

seriously though i laughed hysterically for a good half an hour until i decided to check the internet and see if ( Read more... )

fucking rain means no paint

fuck north carolina
nothings in walking distance 
i have to drive everywhere
everyone talks like they went to school for no more than 3 hours of their life
theres more churches than liquor stores

i really want some drugs......anything that sedates and makes everything look pretty

(my x girlfriend keeps talking to me and i wish ( Read more... )

 so ive been late for 2 different things already today and the first thing my squad leader says to me when i showed up the second time was "get your promotion packet ready today, i have to have it in by monday.  youre going to the sergeant board next month."

i guess it really pays to be fucked up.  i need to be a shitbag more often