Jenny, Ashley, Nikki, Trollers ( Read more... )

Jenny, Ashley, Nikki, Trollers:

Madame Butterfly in May by the Lyric's Home Troupe.

I'll make this short ( Read more... )

"You two done playing grab-ass?"

"I have never had sex with a cadaver."

"Yes, sadly we'll never know if his attraction to the fairer sex had anything to do with his...prowess, shall we say? The maggots tend to go after the soft tissue first."

Thank you, NCIS.

Also, Israeli drivers? They're insane. I've driven with two of them.

Pfuwah! Crotch-rot on TV!

"How could I make trouble? I'm a virgin!"

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Yet another disturbing moment in one's life:

Somehow concluding that both the first Naruto movie and the Epic of Gilgamesh were both about, and I quote, "getting me that happy ending."

That was Naruto. You will never find such a phrase in Gilgamesh.

Unless muscarine is involved.

I'm tired.

Wow. Al-Jazeera has something to say about anime. What a shock. Remind me why I should care what that POS says, again.