Another note: from now on, refer to me as the 'Sandwich Emperor.'

Yes, I did hit my head this morning. No, I am not acting abnormally because of it. The twin gods of Purity and Wind tell me everything is fine, and that Agon is still a dick.

...that's a nice rhyme, actually...

Oi, fucking cook, fucking glasses.

Is this what they call sky-high?

Last page of latest Eyeshield. I damn near widdled myself.

Goddamn tree won this round.

Also, fixing laptops? Not my thing. I'm about as good at this as the guy who accidentally breaks everything handed to him.

See Eyeshield 21 for reference.

Also, onemanga.com got there before Justin Timberlake. Whom I dislike. Along with anyone who owns a gold-plated rim. They look like jackasses.

One of my MDs just passed away.

Shit. She won't be able to read the new Evanovich coming out.

Damn, I love that woman, despite the crap she did to my nose.

I'm'a sit down and read my book. Them I'll read the next one.

Typing with gloves on sucks.

She totally ruled, even when it felt she was scrambling my brains out.

Heh. Damn it.

Addendum: I do believe there is a conspiracy to cover up the truth behind Biggy and Tupac's deaths. I think it's to brush right over the fact that they hated each other ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to then first Black Day of the year.I just blew a 30 on my BP1 scale, and I am not sure why ( Read more... )

Ah, yeah. Go watch Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged. It's funny. Poltergeist pederasty.

Pointless entry time! Because my life is precisely as exciting as this journal. Oddly enough, I'm perfectly fine with that. Something to do with ancient Chinese curses and my own anti-social nature. Or the newest Rambo movie.

Also, Hitman Reborn? It's the shit. 666 Satan also decent, but just not as cool as cursed baby hitmen, magical rings ( Read more... )

Dattebayo: 19whenever - 2006 ( Read more... )

At the risk of grossing everyone out, I would like to report that the glans on my wang is hypersensitive to certain types of lubricant.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

I want some fucking sleep. And, yet, don't.