The winner of the UNUSED SEATBELT mystery is.... ( Read more... )

Yeah. When I told you I wasn't going to update for a while... I lied ( Read more... )

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Taken from ( Read more... )

Oh yes, and I will give ya'll a real update, so long as you promise to read and respond to the previous post. If you don't I will kill your computer with my stick/lazer beam ( Read more... )

Here's how this works. I post a "mystery" story, and you figure out why it's not a mystery.

The Case of the UNUSED SEATBELT.When Inspector Becky slammed on the brakes, Dr. Johnny would have been pitched through the windshield but for his seatbelt ( Read more... )

Jesus Fest, TONIGHT. I can't wait.

I've been so confused as of late. So much that I don't even know what I've been thinking about. If I seem a bit spaced out... yeah. I'm sorry.

Annnd in other news, a plastic egg just got suctioned and stuck to my tounge. OWOWOW.

Michelle is going to keep changing her journal layout until it's perfect.

Edit:
There. Perfect.

I'm making a supercool Christian 'zine called "The Alienated" (meant for those who's true home is heaven but are alienated on earth). If anyone wants to contribute anything interesting, a drawing, poem, band review, article, whateva', holla at me. Either post a comment, AIM me (YouveBeenLiedxTo), or e-mail me (xHisservant@yahoo.com).

Thanks!

Don't make me puke.

This guy is a complete loser and idiot. I can't even look at him without getting sick... it's like, you can see his evil powers right on his face.


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