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I am a sick, disgusting person!

Just bought some plane tickets!

Kathryn's coming to spend Thanksgiving with us! Yay!

From a chat with a client of mine:

[12:28] David: hey man, i need u to save me ( Read more... )

Note to self: Verify that it's not your friend's mom who's using her SN before you flirt with her.

Wow. This is truly one of the most erotic things I have ever seen. If that Mac was a woman, these pictures would belong in Playboy: http://www.billnoll.com/g5/

And on another note - Scantly clad female straddling a G5!!! (Not work safe) Leave a comment

I was out walking the dog, and I heard a bunch of screaming and shouting from the bottom of the hill, only to see 30 totally naked guys turn the corner and start running right at me! They were sprinting while holding their balls and yelling "FUCK! HOLY FUCK! FUCK!!". A red honda civic was chasing them; Flooring it, slamming the breaks, reversing ( Read more... )

( This is the stupidest thing I've read in a long time. )

Here is your Quote!
Your 6 month GEICO General premium is $1,337.70.
You have these payment choices:
First payment of $1,337.70 and the policy is paid in full.
First payment of $334.00 and three additional payments.

I'm a geek, yes.

My friend Bryan was in town today, so I went to meet him at a restaurant in a part of town I'd never been to. I took a wrong exit, and ended up on this dreaded stretch of freeway (I5-N) with no exits for miles and miles, before I was able to turn around and find my way back ( Read more... )

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