Kathryn and I were playing a trivia game online with each other ( Read more... )

Bathed in moonlight I find myself, under the stars, wrapped in the wind.

I'm unable to lie in the moonlight. Not to myself, nor to any other; the slightest deception would pierce the darkness as if it were a pane of breaking glass.

Truth whispers here in the deafening silence.

Thus I bring this moment back to life.

I know what I must do.

At dinner, Michael ( A waiter who's a good friend of the family ) said "Do you still have Kathryn?" - so I said "I sure do ( Read more... )

I went to eat at carson ( cafeteria-style ) dining with some friends last night. In line, I blurted out

SELECT DISTINCT food FROM entrees, saladbar WHERE nutrition=healthy AND quality>=good LIMIT 0,3 ORDER BY quality

Yes, I'm a freak!

Sooo, yeah.
I'm helping Kathryn find a job and a place to live here in Oregon. ^_^

My friend was standing in the middle of the bookstore reading a magazine and not paying attention to anything else, so I grabbed a box of tampons off the shelf and said "hey, hold this for a sec". He says "Sure", and just sorta grabs it without looking. It took him five minutes to finally look at the box - "er.. oh my!" . It was so goddamn funny ( Read more... )

http://planetary.org/stellarcountdown/index.html

[erik /Library/WebServer/Documents]: echo "Total Lines: "`cat *.php *.html ../include/*.php ../include/utils/*.php | wc -l`"!"
Total Lines: 3149!

If someone has an issue with me, they can deal with it one-on-one. I really don't appreciate being publicly slandered over a misunderstanding.

Never once did I say I was only looking for sex in that relationship - I thought you would know me better than that by now, but I guess not. Don't put words in my mouth.

I want to genetically engineer fruits and veggies to have feelings, because that would make my elaborate salads a million times better.

^_^