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[hellie_may]

currently taking applications from straight males to form close friendships. i recently realised i have no close friends who are male and heterosexual. deduced this must be something i'm doing wrong.
MUST LIKE: shopping for clothes, gravy train!!!, thursday nights and the beat and sundays at the wickham.

HA.

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[roflhypnol]

I have a massive bite-mark ouchie (its not such a visible bruise atm, but it hurts still kinda, so ouchie is the medical term) from our 'gender re-contextualisation forum' (ie admittedly kinda lame attempt at a punch up). Also a chest bruise, which I'm much happier about. That's some REAL fighting going on there, none of this hair pulling biting shit. Admittedly I really need to learn how to fight too, one day I might learn... I got too drunk and had lots of blackouts, bad bad. But hey, fights, pokies, all good.

Maybe yr search will work better if you change yr wants list to the one below. But realistically you'll just get blokes named Wayne who's vocab is kinda lacking. although then you will pretty much ALWAYS be right, and its kind of nice to have a friendship like that. in theory, anyway.

"MUST LIKE: shopping for porn, train hopping!!!, thursday nights at dicey reillys and sundays at the footy."

[hellie_may]

yeah that was a really bad attempt. i was going for a fist fight but it kinda degenerated into a lame wrestling match. haha yeah i was just informed of the crazy party night. i ended up just going home and learning the meaning of drunken stumble...it took me about an hour to "walk" 1 and a half k.
yeah, i could have a friend called wayne, but then i'd always be really embarassed to be seen with him. like if he wears a football scarf to a dinner party...

xoxo

[roflhypnol]

me too, but hey maybe we're just not cut out for it. small steps, etc. I think I'd actually need to feel actual rage to get in a fist fight, as opposed to 'haha this will be roflmao worthy in the morning'. i think this weekend might be a mellow weekend hopefully, because between saturday night / sunday pain; and the acidkegger event the sunday/monday before, its all pretty tiring. and besides then the week after that adrian, scobes and co will be up so it'll have to be mega kegger. i think i might buy a minikeg for the tsb peace hall show, maybe.

the problem with wayne is not only would he wear the football scarf to the party, that's ALL he would wear. and maybe some thongs.

[hellie_may]

i thought tsb etc were up the weekend after next, non?
lets wear andrew bolt masks. that'll give me the rage quickly enough, if there's anyone i want to get into a fist fight with, it's him.

xoxo

[diamondlil]

HA!

[hellie_may]

rory, you know how much i love you, you big homo, but sometimes i require a little less taste and style in my everyday existence.

xoxo

[xgushx]

I can rent Matty out to you but he doesn't like the wick and he doesn't dig gravy train.

hahaha

[hellie_may]

yeah he'll do for a start, but i thought we were realated?

straight men don't go to the wickham...they chase chickens hahah.

xoxo

[xgushx]

Dude you must understand that your "Must Like" section is definitely not definitive of a straight male in any way shape or form.
I just put Lunachicks on the IPod at work. I rule. hahaha. I love sneaking music onto here.

Chicken chasers unite.

[hellie_may]

haha duh. that's why i think i'm never going to have really close straight male friends.
xoxo

CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!