Have you ever stolen shit from someone? Maybe you've nicked shit from your mates, maybe you've skulked around everybody in different lucky situations for yourself , picked up a few 'new' pieces of clothing, couple of new albums, or 20, maybe you've even taken cashmoney from someone?, does it need to be mentioned it's not yours to take ( Read more... )

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Dear Wade,

Your new girlfriend is a huge bitch, possibly bigger than yourself, of unidentifiable facial proportions, and she probably beats you about the face with her giant huge-bitch arms.

Nice work if you can get it though?

Love, the Editor.xox

No.4 way to have fun: Build a statue of your favorite television star.


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Following, the following of the last PRIOR list and descriptions details, what's more, why not have another? And another? And another?? Nooooo thanks she says, iii'm already consuming WAY too MUCH sugar as it is and besides, who can deal with all the glamour, glucose, red, candies, and gum in my hair for this lifetime ( Read more... )

Im in love.love-love-provocative love. It burdens you that i hate you. You think about it, and it makes you hate you. It arks out at/in you that i can pass and not see you.Im in love-love-provocative love with it. We think it may make you hate you... And I love it.

A kiss for the dying, a kiss for the drunk.

That is why no-one will love you.

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Now a lady can't do nuthin'
without folks tongues waggin'
is that blood on the tree
Or is it "Autumns Red Blaze"
when the rain is soft for diggin'
an' the rain'll bring all this gloom,
There's nuthin' wrong with a lady
drinkin alone in 'er room

but there was a murder in the red barn

A murder in the red barn

"A feeling. I have this feeling , in a constant form with a re-occurring wavering force. Not so much am i plagued by it as such (or, "them"), rather walking down a relatively straight path paved with ideals from then and now still hand-in-hand, coming to the very basic fork in the thought-road, thus then becoming drawn-and-quartered by my own ( Read more... )