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[hellie_may]

MARCH TWENTY FOURTH

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[chlonline]

I'm glad someone else sees the importance in stockings with a high denier count.

[hellie_may]

i regularly climb walls and fences and skin knees when wearing stockings so the opaques are a little more hardy, plus might i add, aesthetically appealing.

xoxo

[roflhypnol]

get someone to buy you #8 so you don't need to rely on anyone else for #4. it'll be hillaaaaaaaarious

[hellie_may]

i may need a rich benefactor with odd tastes before any progress can be made on this master plan.

xoxo

[roflhypnol]

well if its any help, i'll make a bitchin' mix cd for the post-op recovery period. and if by any chance i do ever strike it mega rich i'll totally pitch in. it'll be like that dude in america who got dared/paid to get a boob job, then kept them in afterwards.

friday! party! its gonna be such a hell fun and busy weekend... two parties, aaand lots of stuff to do for soob (seeing other film festival, 80s claire's new dance thing, apparently looking after dj spooky for bit apparently... if i remember to get work off). country kegger!

[roflhypnol]

i plan to spend a goddamn WEEK recovering from friday.

xoxo

[xgushx]

#10. Favours is the back seat of a car?

hahahahahahah

SWF REPRESENT.

AMERICAN PSYCHO.

*REET REET REET REET* (follow with hand signal to match*

If you want the surgery then we can both get it and as you know, we have the means to pay via card. Yes, charge it to my boss. hahahahaha

[hellie_may]

hahah $1000 here, $1000 there. only a minor indescrestion. perhaps we can go and buy 15 caramel coffees (each) in our bandages...

xoxo

[fuzzy_logic_]

happy birthday ma'am! keep it real and shit. <3 <3 <3

[hellie_may]

fo SHIZ!

xoxo