Horrors: Being locked outside by inconsiderate humans

[hello_grumpy]

Yesterday that horrible Ryan, da mama's brother-in-law, let me out of the house when he left for his pitiful gubmint job. Churlishly, he neglected to explain that I would not be able to get back in. What a heartless cad! I was exposed to the elements outside for hours and hours, including sunlight, clouds, and heat in the seventies and low

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[polycat]

oh no! you musta been so hungry!!! i am sorry you had this horrible experience.

[hello_grumpy]

Well, thank you, polycat, I was very hungry indeed, and when I get hungry, I get GRUMPY. And when I'm hungry and GRUMPY, well, I must show my displeasure by presenting those neglectful humans with my wrathful vomiting. It's very effective; I recommend the technique highly, especially if the house is carpeted. (Our hovel isn't, sadly.)

[polycat]

oh, lemme write that down. that is a good helpful hint to remember.