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Jul 25, 2009 17:46


annually, you will shake hands with 11 women and 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. on an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises. (touching door handles, et cetera.)

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joshed_up July 25 2009, 14:11:10 UTC
Argh, penis!

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hellodolleh July 26 2009, 09:33:30 UTC
you're one to talk!

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liizzawiizza July 25 2009, 17:55:45 UTC
AHAHHAHA FUNNY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
now im gg to use dettol everytime i open some random door/shake someone's hand.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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hellodolleh July 26 2009, 09:34:47 UTC
i know, right. this actually encourages me more than h1n1 does to use dettol more often.

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liizzawiizza July 26 2009, 15:42:07 UTC
HAHA I AGREE. HAHAHAHA!
omg la, SERIOUSLY.SO GROSS.HAHAHAHA

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hellodolleh July 30 2009, 15:57:46 UTC
i ran out of dettol! :(

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shrimpsauce July 26 2009, 20:36:36 UTC
this is officially the worse day ever.
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hellodolleh July 30 2009, 15:59:00 UTC
i'll never look at a door knob in the same way again..

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iamcuntingmoney July 27 2009, 14:31:02 UTC
lol exact thoughts. ew.

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hellodolleh July 30 2009, 16:00:40 UTC
too much penis for one day..?

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