annually, you will shake hands with 11 women and 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. on an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises. (touching door handles, et cetera.)
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now im gg to use dettol everytime i open some random door/shake someone's hand.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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omg la, SERIOUSLY.SO GROSS.HAHAHAHA
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