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i was smiling like a moron while walking out of school.
then i started frowning on the bus.
but right now..


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90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.

A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.

a man is like a deck of playing cards.

you need:

a heart to love him,
a diamond to marry him,
a club to smash his fucking head in,
and a spade to bury the bastard.

i cannot wait for this!

1:19 reminds me of across the universe, for some reason.

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sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

annually, you will shake hands with 11 women and 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. on an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises. (touching door handles, et cetera.)

first thing that came to mind:


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recently, i went grocery shopping with my mum. at peak hour.

cashier: you've another daughter, right?
mum: yes.
cashier: oh. i remember that one's very naughty. not like this one.
mum: actually, you're talking about this one.
cashier: huh?
me: yeah.. i just cut my hair.
cashier: OH. YOU'RE THE NAUGHTY ONE. YOU BETTER BE A GOOD GIRL.

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it's not like things have been going exactly as planned but weirdly enough, i'm content.

i'm exactly where i want to be.

harsh words and violent blows
hidden secrets nobody knows
eyes are open, hands are fisted
deep underneath, life is warped & twisted

so many tricks and so many lies
too many whens and too many whys
nobody's special, nobody's gifted
life so warped and twisted

sleeping awake and choking on a dream
listening loudly to a silent scream
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