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the light in my toilet is broken - i've been using the torch in my mobile phone.

( the fabulous peter and others )

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i saw oliver twist this afternoon and it wasn't very good ( Read more... )

i was dying for greek yoghurt for so long. my wish was finally granted when... i went and got some from the fridge. spooning onto bowl and getting honey only to find that not only is it crystallised, but there is almost none left. thank god it tastes alright without honey. also in my life i finally got surfa rosa/come on pilgrim, which might sound ( Read more... )

i love that feeling when you take a bandaid off after it's been on for ages and the skin underneath is really pale and soft and sort of wet and whatever you were bandaiding is all clean and everwhere else it is really dirty. siiigh.

your bag or your life. crime is rife. you're in strife.
run run run. i've got a gun. trip and fall cos your face is in the sun.
here comes a cop. cut off his top. wash the blood with a mop.
this ain't fiction. can you hear my diction. we're the people who kick chins.

too lazy to finish the rest.

today was the last day of uni. i had an extension on my books assignment and ended up doing it in twenty minutes before i went to uni. the worst bit was that i could've wasted that twenty another time, when i would've liked to have been doing work and given me a chance to edit it. then i got to uni and forgot my extension note and forgot to tell ( Read more... )

BEOWULF TUTORIAL NO. 2

AMOUNT OF BOOK TO HAVE READ: ALL

AMOUNT READ: LOL HASN'T EVEN KILLED GRENDEL YET

HARDCORENESS: INFINITE