Football... Southern Style!

STADIUM SIZE:
NORTH: College football stadiums hold 20,000 people.
SOUTH: High school football stadiums hold 20,000 people.

GETTING TICKETS:
NORTH: 5 days before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and purchase tickets.
SOUTH: 5 months before the game you walk into the ticket office on campus and put name on ( Read more... )

look, everybody.
it's not coke.
it's vicodin.
let's be serious!!

the boys made me play HALO.
it was fuckin team slayer!
i sucked.
alex killed me.
so i quit.
it was hillarious.

i have a test in like, 10 hours.
WOO.

then it's the WEEKEND,
BITCHES.

click it or ticket!

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