TN is a huge effing state. we went from the southern tip to the northern tip ( Read more... )

So here I am in a holiday inn express on the pink computer that I think causes seizures….weheeee. (note to self - acquire new laptop ( Read more... )

NEVER EVER EVER use Dish Network.
let me say it again...NEVER EVER EVER use Dish Network.
i think they are staffed my small furry (foreign) animals.
seriously - i want to hurt someone!

i very rarely remember my dreams...but when i do they are quite vivid.
the type that when you wake up you wonder if it was fact or fiction...
the type that you almost wish were true...but not quite.
the type that stay in your thoughts all day...

OMG i reallly reallly want to make this - but i dont have a oven-safe pot...but seriously - this looks SO COOL!!!!!

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Tonight

1. it’s quality over quantity. Girls, I love you soooooooooo much. Words cannot describe
2. I CAN CURE CANCER!
3. it is really hard to eye fuck someone when they wont look at you.
4. apparently I am entertaining to other bar patrons!
5. IT WAS THE GRAY BOY and I totally Sarah-ed out

(therefore i'm freaking out but irrelevant items)
Irrational (?) Fear 1 - that i'll never get married
Irrational (?) Fear 2 - that if i do find someone who is crazy enough to want to spend the rest of his life with me he will want (have a family who wants) a wedding. 
fuck i can't handle my family and graduation - there is no way that i could handle a ( Read more... )

For the Record - the movie Hot Fuzz is fucking brilliant. Go see it.

What i'm going to do when i get my next boyfriend...

Make him pay for your sins.

and then tell him where you live.

Yes ladies and gentelmen - i have a plan of attack (and some great and loyal friends to help me out.) - i will no longer be a victim of love. :)

• Today I realized it sure is fortunate that I don’t want to go to PA grad school. I’d fail out so fast -I’d set some sort of record. Basically - yeah - I’m kinda an idiot.
• Because I think we’re funny…
  • queenofsarab: i think douchebag is my new favorite insult word
  • queenofsarab: it's just fun to say
  • empress284: i'm still partial to WHORE