So, show of hands here who thinks it is a good idea to give bees cocaine? Ignoring the fact that it is not a scientifically viable test, at least in as much as it is generalizable. There is also the fact that bees are Flying Death Monkeys to consider.

I just hope that no one in Australia is allergic to bees. Because I can foresee the withdrawal not ( Read more... )

So this is coming a little bit early. But, I have other things to be doing at midnight so it will be coming now.

First of all HAPPY NEW YEAR. May your 2009 be filled with joys to match your sorrows.

Second of all it is time for reflection.

They say that all is well that ends well. Luckily I've never had that sentiment as today was not exactly a Great ( Read more... )

So. Like any good story this one starts with me and an Idiot (although the formula differs, admittedly, occasionally I am the idiot, always I star).

We were in lab,where lots of good stories come from, and my lab partner showed up. And ladida I'm doing the lab, he's sorta grunting, and finally I decide that he can be trusted to wash out the beaker ( Read more... )

So. Yeah. Professor X decides that he wants people to come get their tests in person. And I do. And he hold the test and says "Just so you know I won't sign a withdrawal slip for you". And then he gives me the test.

And I hate him.

Except that he is sweet, so I dont

Wonders that no one recognizes that sometimes people need to be fought for

I know, logically, that I should listen to my professor. That I should take it to heart when he criticizes me. I know that my first reaction should not be to roll my eyes. I'm sure that he is brilliant. Don't get me wrong. I don't think I am smarter than him. I just think that he is wrong. I just don't think that he is smarter than me. And he ( Read more... )

I can’t remember the exact quote, but it was something along the lines of “I’d rather spend my life with the birds then waste it wishing I could fly.” The character (on a TV show, yes, I know) goes on to tell the achingly beautiful woman that we cannot do anything, that we can aspire to anything. And. You know. She’s wrong.

Not all of us are born ( Read more... )

 You and I? We're never going to win Olympic medals. Well, you might, I don't know, something might happen. But I never will. I was thinking about it. And to be honest, I kind of thought it would depress me. I mean, those are big things, and I am now officially past the age where I could viably start to train (not to mention my slightly... ( Read more... )

 I have inherited the Crazy Gene. We all remember me mocking my mother and complaining about her and her insane inability to just. sit. still. for more than a day? Yeah. Apparently I've inherited that inability ( Read more... )

 Okay, so I was going to write something about how I was tired and all... but, well I'm tired.

Yet, I couldnt resist.

I was on skippy, and, its better if you see for yourself

http://fleshfan.com/

Its called Fleshlight, I should have known better...

The most important question of course being... who can I buy one for