Here are some poems. That's what we're working on in my creative writing class so I'm starting to get into all that shit now. Some are old, some are new, some are crap and some are just, well, fantabulous ( Read more... )

I head-butted a serval today. I was told I am dependable and a saving grace. I read David Sedaris' Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Monday I actually finished a story I had started awhile ago. Progress or just distractions? Judging by my current state of mind, it is definitely progress and about damn time. Even though I have spent and will ( Read more... )

After reading random people's online bullshit, from xanga to livejournal to myspace, I've realized how ridiculous it all is. Just thought I'd share that little piece of nothingness and become a hypocrite.

I was reading my sister's online journal (it's the only way I can keep tabs on her) and I read this line "summer nights sweating in your bed wondering who the fuck you are, knowing the end of it will only bring more bushwa". It made me laugh. We're laying in our beds wondering two completely different things. Fuck who I am. I'm wondering if Mom and ( Read more... )

I wrote this (yes, yet another shitty) poem when I had a bunch of things swirling around in my head and I didn't know what to do with them. I decided to jot a bunch of things down in this screenplay idea I had devised a year or two ago. Seeing as how my first screenplay went (ha ha) I doubt I will ever get around to getting it the way I want or ( Read more... )

This is a new one, for a certain "special" motherfucker. It's fresh off the presses so forgive me if it sucks ( Read more... )

Here's a story in honor of my new summer job/volunteer work at the Staten Island zoo. I actually wrote this one or two summers ago when I was at home and watching too much of the National Geographic Channel. It's a bit odd and out there so have fun. This is one of two of my stories that I've been told have a very cinematic feel to it ( Read more... )

Oh. I forgot. Here's in honor of the dead Pope. (It's not quite finished so judge accordingly ( Read more... )

Ha. I know no one is reading this so I can say whatever I like. . . . and I've got nothing to say ( Read more... )

It recently seems as if everyone (and by everyone I do mean everyone) is having a shitty time with their lives. Although I don't have enough awesome powers to stop it, I wish I could. I wish I had some sort of advice. Unfortunately, I think you just have to wait it out. It sounds sad and pathetic and defintely undermines ourselves as human beings, ( Read more... )