Comments | hellybelly: humble beginnings

hellybelly

humble beginnings

May 21, 2005 13:10

Last night a girl kissed me, in a bathroom with the lights off. But first I left to pee and then she followed me in and I made her turn around and recite the alphabet while I "went". I had no idea what this was leading up to and I had no idea why she wanted to be present for my urination but all I know is that girls' lips are soft and if I wasn't ( Read more... )

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yerpretty May 21 2005, 21:50:58 UTC

****vehemently opposed to "lesbian cheating" ***

LAME!!!

true, but hellybelly May 24 2005, 01:41:37 UTC

not as lame as a duck!

shakeitsugar May 22 2005, 03:25:20 UTC

hahaha....who? where? Call me!

as charming as armpit farts hellybelly May 24 2005, 01:48:41 UTC

Jeff's best friend's girlfriend... her name's Sarah (also the name of the first girl I ever had a real crush on, unless 3rd grade counts)
I didn't even see it coming either

I wish you'd been there; I'm sure you would have laughed at the whole un-sexiness of how things unfolded

This was totally on par with the time when my first boyfriend wanted to lick ketchup off of my feet, except maybe not as gross

sathariel May 22 2005, 18:12:29 UTC

I think you should do the girl cheating. I kept my girlfriend from doing it for the same reasons and I think she suffered for it. Go for the gold.

hellybelly May 24 2005, 01:51:05 UTC

I think if I ever met a girl whom I was really in love with then I would cheat; however just experimenting seems less significant and I think I would just end up feeling guilty

sathariel May 24 2005, 01:55:43 UTC

Cheating is cheating, eh? If it's only experimentation, though, it doesn't have to be cheating. Would, for example, trying a new ice cream be cheating on mint chip? I doubt it.

hellybelly May 25 2005, 19:00:09 UTC

it's difficult when your boyfriend doesn't look at it that way... although he didn't seem too upset (or too enthused) ???

i just have this feeling that it wouldn't stop at just experimentation, that i would want to have a relationship, maybe not with sarah, but still...

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blinxfx May 22 2005, 19:53:54 UTC

At least you're kissing girls, i woke up dry humping my pillow. Quit hogging all the action.

hellybelly May 24 2005, 01:43:10 UTC

Maybe I will knit you a lips-shaped pillow

blinxfx May 24 2005, 02:47:03 UTC

It better not be a cleffed lip, i know you asians..

hellybelly May 25 2005, 18:55:35 UTC

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU MOTHERF

psych!