going glam with rite aid, and other such aspirations

[hellybelly]

I decided that once and for all I am totally getting into shape. I went to the natatorium at 10:00 p.m. and walk-jogged for about 20 minutes.
Whilst "working out", I had an awkward encounter with the meaty asian bouncer dude from Annabelle's.
I also decided that I don't like asians.

Comments

[point_shoot]

eew, which nat? cfalls? i'm joining there next week. i quit fitworks because a guy i went to high school with works there as a trainer and he wouldnt leave me alone!

[hellybelly]

if you want maybe we can work out together?

[point_shoot]

yeah, especially if you go late at night. i get off of work at 9pm and my job is out that way. we can play the rocky music and maybe even challenge the skeezy annabells guy to a fight.

[hellybelly]

I actually prefer to go there at night... that way I don't run into a whole bunch of high school girls who are in 10x better shape than I am. I tried to figure out how to run on the treadmill today without slowly speeding up and I almost flew off!

[diylobotomy]

i had a dream last night that this cute chubby asian guy bought me underwear. but it wasn't my size.

[blinxfx]

I also decided that I don't like asians.

Aren't you americasian? or just a big fan of the letter "R."

encounter with meaty asian.

Totally out of contex but i thought i was the only meaty asian, and by meaty i mean falling out of my mouth.

Filipino Mike

[shakeitsugar]

What happened? I totally know that guy and can tell you STOR-EEZ.

Re: Filipino Mike

[hellybelly]

That cheeseball kicked me out of Annabelle's when I was 19 after his long time friend bought me a drink and I took one sip of it. Now every time I go there he cards me 5,000,000,000 times. And glares.

Re: Filipino Mike

[blinxfx]

I don't think there's any filipinos you don't have stories about. YOU GOT PINO FEVER!!