So much for a fucking social life.

I got off work early last night so I went to Matt's to watch him play for the first time in months and lo and behold my old friend Dave was sitting on a chair in his living room. So after the show we went to Eat 'N Park where we ran into one of Jeff's friends. I think he thinks I'm cheating on Jeff. Funny considering Dave is literally responsible ( Read more... )

Jeff's ex Jessica is being nice to me...

P.S. Jeff downloaded this song: "E-Type - Dance The Night Away"

Think La Bouche or Aqua.

I decided that I have no sense of style, and that all I can knit are scarves. Scarves scarves scarves scarves! Who fucking gives a shit about scarves?!

P.S. I hear "Fuel Lounge" is a hot spot.

A couple nights ago, at the bar, I was "cocktailing", as they say, and serving this completely sober customer a "coke", as they say, when he gave me a five dollar tip. When I asked why he was being so generous, he exclaimed, "Well you're working for two! So when's the baby due?"EXCUSEZ-MOI MONSIEUR, but I believe I am not fucking pregnant. And if I ( Read more... )

Three names you go by:
1. Helen
2. My boss calls me Hell because he thinks it's hilarious
3. He also calls me Helen Get Bentley because he thinks it's hilarious

Three screen names you've had:
1. Fa ra ra ra rahhh except I don't remember if it has 2 or 3 H's
2. SmttnWithMttns
3. I think I had SeXKittN15 before I knew what that implied and my dad found out ( Read more... )

I guess I am sitting out another semester, due to the infinite disaster that is my car. I owe over $5,000 on it ( Read more... )

gung hei fat choi!

hey so now i know what a normal, healthy relationship feels like. i told him i loved him without anticipating anything and last night he told me he loved me too. that easy!

I feel really strange right now... almost guilty... almost hurt... because Jeff accidently caught a brief peek at my last post and now he thinks it's suspicious that I don't want him to read what I'm writing... he's convinced that I'm secretly writing to other boys... not quite sure what to do to remedy this ( Read more... )