[9] Video/Action

[hellyesamerica]

[Here's Meriken. Setting up the video just perfectly to reveal one of the tea room's she speedily remodeled to look nearly exactly like the stage to the Maury show, and other similar shows. She falls back into a seat, and gestures over to the other chairs on stage while speaking in a heroic, announcer voice. Because, she needs to be a hero to make

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[master_of_dudes]

[Beast Boy sits center stage with a snotty handkerchief and crying]

I need a paternity test to prove that they are! And-- and--!

KITE'S PREGNANT WITH MY PET'S CHILD TOO! HOW CAN I SUPPORT A CHILD IN THAT SORT OF RELATIONSHIP?!

[He cries dramatically and blows his nose]

[hellyesamerica]

[HAVING A MICROPHONE OUT OF NOWHERE KTHX]

A DOUBLE PREGNANCY! ..BESTIALITY? HOW WILL THIS TURN OUT.

The paternity test is undergoing currently, and after many commercial breaks and dramatic fights, we will discover WHOSE CHILD IT REALLY IS.

[bornofevilsfire]

It has to be either me or Kite. Not both.

[Oh gawd even Raven's fallen victim to shenanigans.]

I say threadjack all over here \o/

[hellyesamerica]

In that case, Raven, tell our audience who you think the father truly is! [shoving mic in your face]

OMG YES PLEASE

[bornofevilsfire]

Get that microphone out of my face.

[Ohhh snaps. There might be a demon aura over here.]

what is life anymore

[hellyesamerica]

There you have it! Raven's far too irritated to state her opinion!

[Meriken is speaking into the mic now, and she leans into the device to give an illusion of a CLOSE UP.]

I WONDER IF THIS MEANS SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE SHE IS THE FATHER!

[purpleemophones]

[Neku, somehow, is part of the mandatory live studio audience.]

I don't care! None of you should reproduce! This show sucks!

If I was any of your children I would jump off a bridge!

[hellyesamerica]

[HAVE A DISAPPROVING FROWN which for Meriken might look like this.]

[purpleemophones]

[have the ultimate defence from glares a teenage angst don't-care attitude provides.]

[hellyesamerica]

[THROWS CHAIR INTO AUDIENCE. what Meriken show > Maury show, host throws chairs]

[azureflamegod]

[/sits at his chair with Mini-Shark in his lap, chewing on a book idly (MINISHARK, NOT KITE).]

That baby can't be mine... because I was having an affair that night.

WITH MINI-SHARK.

[DUN DUN DUNNNN.]

[hellyesamerica]

AN AFFAIR?!?!?!?!

WHAT WILL COME OF THIS?!

Needs moar crowd noises

[purpleemophones]

[Mandatory half-fake audience boos]

[azureflamegod]

A-ahh, but... I can explain!

Two years ago, my lover vanished at sea on a fishing trip, never to be heard from again. I assumed he was dead... I was so crushed, but then I met Beast Boy, and I thought I could make a new life for myself.

But then...! I met Mini-Shark. He looked just like my lover, and that is because Mini-Shark is my lost love! He just has amnesia! And now that we have been reunited after all these years, we can make new memories, and be a family again... right?

[Mini-Shark is... still chewing.]

...

Oh, Mini-Shark! When will you remember me?! [SOBBBBB]

[unlimitedstyle]

[Guess who else is in the audience. Who's supposed to be dead. Yeah what even.]

You guys should be ashamed! One of you better start thinking of that child, instead of blaming each other! Take responsibility for your actions!

[hellyesamerica]

GOOD POINT!!

Wait.

Didn't you--

GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!

[Now Meriken has conveniently forgotten that people die and are reborn here all the time. So she just kind of falls over on spot. All dramatically.]

IF I DON'T MOVE SHE CAN'T SEE ME.