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[helm_hammerhand]

Wulf is somewhat freaky. Do not like current age.

Also. What the *hell* did he mean by Erkenbrand saying I had 'purty lips' I mean, he *has*, but what's the problem?

Oooh, shiny object.

Back to trying to lift swords.

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Um...

[erkenbrand]

I was merely complimenting you on one of your many Kingly virtues.

*smacks you on the ass*

Ler's go pillage some more. Don't worry about that Wulf guy. If he comes anywhere nearby I'll give him a head like a hole...I will make him hurt!

[helm_hammerhand]

Oh, okay.

Ooh! *grabs your arm* Show me how you take out that entire house in one move thing again, please?

sure!

[erkenbrand]

It's a matter of using your whole body, really. Here, let me show you.

*Plants sledgehammer head down in the dirt, places your hands on its haft. Circles behind you, wrapping massive arms around you from behind.*

You need to have the proper grip...

*slides yours hands over the haft slowly.*

Now, you lift...

*helps you heft the hammer up.*

Pivot all the way back. Plant your feet. No, further back. So your thighs are against mine. Yesssss... Um, yes. Much better. Then you just rotate your whole body into the swing...

*moves with you slowly, keeping hammer steady in a wide arc.*

See?