Well.

I have a letter.

But no daughter.

This is not something I entirely approve of.

FSSSSSSSSSST

*scratches up the throne*

...

*pictures the only other ferret he knows*


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There were TWO of them today.

Theo: *decides it is in his best interest to avoid Hani while she's being interrogated.* >.> *wanders into the throne room* *peers around* *drapes himself on Helm* :D hi
Helm: ...*ignores and tries to work*
Theo: *nuzzles Helm's neck*
Firi: *whispers* Try running your fingers through his hair or something. It freaked ( Read more... )

Lesse. Lots of dead soldiers(smooshed, apparently) and one little passed out elf.

>.>

I'll dump it in a cell for a bit, just in case. No one accuse me of cruelty. At least I'm not putting him in the stables.

( In which Helm offers wedding dress suggestions, Eight decides no marriage and goes off to kill Erendis. Helm offers good luck. )

In-between trying to calm down the wraith and avoid being bitten again, I found a wee little ferret.

I am aware which ferret it is.

Have been training him as a seek ferret, since he's got a brain the size of a pea and will do anything if you offer him a treat first. Hani says I'm degrading him. I still say it's a natural state.

Today it stopped ( Read more... )

I have my wraith back.

Helm: >.> what did they do to yoou
Eight: *twitch twitch* *eyedarts around*
Helm: *pounce*
Eight: *flail*
Helm: confess.
Eight: *bite*
Helm: o.o
Eight: *surries to a corner*
Helm: ...Eight?
Eight: *watches warily*
Helm: is there a reason you bit me? o.o
Eight: *stares and backs up against the wall more*
Helm: *locks ( Read more... )

Why Helm hasn't updated, a short treastise ( Read more... )

Have given up on kinging until bored again (and certainly not because of a silly burnt leg. ow).

All my relatives seem in place.

Where's Eight?

Also, looks like that time of the month to get the stewpot out ¬.¬

( In which Helm and Arvedui fall further down the rabbithole and find something old )