Twit was on my throne.

( In which Helm and Arvedui have a showdown, their attention span is limited and they eventually fall down a hole )

I am never going to leave this hellhole ( Read more... )

What she said.

Pack up the sick girl and let's go! The identical girls and the talking demon ring worry me.

( In which Helm and Eight encounter the DEMON RING. Or dwarven. Helm says there isn't a damn difference. Eight still fears teenage girls )

My account is paid again.

I found a little pink-haired girl who was bleeding everywhere so in-between Eight shrieking about Mary Sue germs and Hani saying I loved this new girl more than her, I dumped her off at the house of healing.

"Nigel Lovegood"*

Found a ring just rolling down the street. Very shiny. @_@ thinking of Eight's lack of ( Read more... )

Hild: And a lot of men, a LOT, find me quite attractive. *considers* You know, I think the girl takes after me in that department.
Helm: you lie
Hild: About which part?
Helm: all of it
Hild: She does look more like me than Mildy...or you.
Helm: So you're the father ( Read more... )

Look what I have. I only had to twist some woman who may or may not have been Vanthene's wrist 360 degrees. :D A win-win situation.

Stupid carrier's not the right size for my shoulders, though.

Tuberat, catch!

Further south now.

The tuberat keeps making little warnings of "I'm gonna turn human again now" but I've discovered the key to keeping him a rodent is adding stress.

I have been having no problems, obviously. If he dies from his heart giving out, Hani won't blame me, right?

So lost. Tuberat says he knows where we're going.

Helm: I hate all of you
Frey: What'd we do now?
Helm: kidnapped baby
Frey: Right. That.
Frey: I was ferret-sitting ¬.¬
Helm: And Hani tried to stab herself o.O
Helm: Kill the ferret :D
Frey: ...cause that'll make her want to live.
Helm: damnit
Helm: heeeeey can ferrets follow scents?
Frey: I'm supposed to know?
Helm: yes
Frey: Um, yes?
Helm: get a ( Read more... )

One, I've got a new grandkid ( Read more... )