Screw leaving. Apparently my grandbaby's been kidnapped

[helm_hammerhand]

Helm: I hate all of you
Frey: What'd we do now?
Helm: kidnapped baby
Frey: Right. That.
Frey: I was ferret-sitting ¬.¬
Helm: And Hani tried to stab herself o.O
Helm: Kill the ferret :D
Frey: ...cause that'll make her want to live.
Helm: damnit
Helm: heeeeey can ferrets follow scents?
Frey: I'm supposed to know?
Helm: yes
Frey: Um, yes?
Helm: get a

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[manofrohan]

o.o

*scurries over to where Hani was laying and sniffs*

Nothing new heeeeere. I smelt this all the time around the palace when I was a ferret last time. Usually in dark corners. The kind where evil people like to sit and lurk and--

...DON'T KICK ME I'M GOING.

argh. *tries not to get distracted by shinies*

[helm_hammerhand]

Good tuberat.

[wulf_of_rohan]

I WARNED you stupid fuckwits. I'd find this amusing, except it's NOT.

*continues prowling frantically for a way out of Mandos, swearing nonstop*

[helm_hammerhand]

Hard to tell between the insane comments about possessing my daughter.

[wulf_of_rohan]

You define sanity in your way, wraithtoy, and I'll define it in mine.