eight days stuck under a rock where Alcawyn's room caved in I finally remember how one turns into a dwarf ( Read more... )

Back with Alcawyn. Setting scrubbings all 'round, yo. Have been rolling around the place amassing a collection of loose change. See, I figure once I get enough ol' Greenwald become his dwarvish self and go out on the town ( Read more... )

Been kicking around with Mouth again ( Read more... )

Current owner practices voodoo. Dolls looking pretty damned familiar.

GREENWALD WORRIES.

Then Greenwald catches the eye of a FINE lookin' scalpel and forgets all about it.

Currently with Mouth of Sauron. Goodness. Have become a toe-ring due to lack of fingers on his part. He keeps asking me to find his hands ( Read more... )

Been spending my time in Bergil's pocket since he grabbed me at the show. He's a very excitable young man ( Read more... )

Sorry, manBut it had to be done ( Read more... )

*sighs sits and glitters*

Sauron grabs ring. Promises world conquest. Sauron gets ass kicked. Ring is shoved in desk. Ring has not been shined in ages.

I'm fucking dusty. RESCUE ME.