So, I think I have like a brain defect because I keep falling asleep and waking up months later. yeah.
well, i have nothing to do, and there's nothing to drink around here. i'd look for the drain cleaner but moving is such a pain go out but no.
so uh.
okay.
...

um.
*cries*

I AM BACK BY SPECIAL REQUEST.

so HELLO :D

I want a baby, people, A BABY.
HELP ME GET MYSELF A BABY LIKE NOW, please.

May I please have some babies?
Ppllllleeeaaaaassssseeeeeee?

I'm still alive. I swear.

Hello!
Coffee now, please, thank you.
And where the fuck is all the drain cleaner at? Seriously, if I have to get up from this chair and actually LOOK for it, I am going to freak out.

Presents:

Everyone: One of these.

Denny and Jade: COFFEE :D

AHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHH!

BARBARA STREISAND IS HORRIBLE! I THINK I AM GOING BLIND, REALLY. HER NOSE IS SO HUGE IT HURTS ME JUST TO SEE IT.
MY BRAIN IS SLOWLY GOING TO MELT INTO A GOO THAT SINGS "DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE" ENDLESSLY.

Hi!
I am not involved in any type of plot or storyline, or anything for that matter.
Love me.

COFFEE.

now.