Hiiiii i am getting married today. Worship me, for I am getting married to TWO people. HAH, beat that.
HAHAHAHAHA, funny pictures there he has.
Ok.

Hello!!
These are the ten reasons why I am the best thing ever. THE BEST.

1. i am pretty.
2. i am very pretty.
3. i am sooooo pretty.
4. i am amazingly pretty.
5. my hair is just so pretty
6. i am exceedingly pretty.
7. i smell very pretty.
8. my dad is Jesus theoden
9. i am the prettiest king EVERRR to exsist.
10. denethor.

Slogans, folks. Slogans ( Read more... )

Hello!
I cannot count, therefore I don't know what month anniversary it is for me, or if it even is one today, but I know there was one at some point, so everyone must be happy and give me presents and congratulate me and so forth.
And if someone asks why we should be happy, I will cry not do anything important sleep drink tons of drain cleaner do ( Read more... )

I really dont know what to post, I just wanted to use my mad icon :)

La la la, I am so cool, being in two places at once. I love my icons :)
Hmm.
Well.
Coffee, anyone?

Ahahahaahhaaha.
That is, um, all.

New icons.
Very pretty. And in two of them i look, like, super pissed. Hehehe.

COFFEE!

WHOA!

I bet you all thought it would never happen 'cause I know I did!. You all were saying "Theodred? King? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
WELL LOOKIE NOW, FUCKERS! IM KING!
AND YOU ALL HAVE TO CALL ME KING THEODRED AND DO ME PERSONAL FAVORS BE SUPER NICE.
HA HA HA!

Now, as my first kingly thing, I demand someone give me some coffee. Like, right now.