!!!!!!!!!!papa_denethorFebruary 3 2003, 13:59:43 UTC
Dred, you know I want to give you everything your heart desires, but kids is a really huge giant thing that I'm not sure we're ready for.
Let me tell you about kids.
They eat incessantly, they complain about everything, they eventually start in with a farcical rivalry which masks their incestuous intents, they become men, one goes off to molest Hobbits and dies and the other one proves he can't even defend a ruin against a gang of orcs.
Trust me, it's nothing but disappointment. They don't even burn satisfactorily.
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Let me tell you about kids.
They eat incessantly, they complain about everything, they eventually start in with a farcical rivalry which masks their incestuous intents, they become men, one goes off to molest Hobbits and dies and the other one proves he can't even defend a ruin against a gang of orcs.
Trust me, it's nothing but disappointment. They don't even burn satisfactorily.
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But I.
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I want kiddies!
;_;
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*retrieves Yoko Irmo/hands her over to you*
There. Instant kid. You didn't even have to wait te nine days most people do.
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Ew, ew. Uh oh it dripped on me. Ew ew, I hope it washes out.
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