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[helm_hammerhand]

In-between trying to calm down the wraith and avoid being bitten again, I found a wee little ferret.

I am aware which ferret it is.

Have been training him as a seek ferret, since he's got a brain the size of a pea and will do anything if you offer him a treat first. Hani says I'm degrading him. I still say it's a natural state.

Today it stopped

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[gelmir]

Hello, sir.

[helm_hammerhand]

Alright. Open up.

[gelmir]

My name is Gelmir, son of Guilin, formerly of Nargothrond. I would like to marry your daughter.

[helm_hammerhand]

that's nice. She already told me you two were getting married my approval or not. And I meant open up so I could check the state of your teeth. Teeth are important.

[jadegemini]

With all due respect and everything, what happened to my father-in-law?

[helm_hammerhand]

it...just sort of passed out and stopped doing anything?

The tuberat's all boring now.

[jadegemini]

Gimme.

[helm_hammerhand]

no.mine.