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[helm_hammerhand]

My daughter is back!

Isn't that great? All that's missing now is my wife. I should find her. Do my duty as a good husband. I must go tell Erkenbrand. I'm sure he'll be excited to know.

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Shit

[erkenbrand]

Why would you want to find your wife? I mean, legend tell us that she was, er, less than supportive of you and, ah, stuff and things.

My liege, there are none of your needs that she saw to that I cannot see to myself.

[helm_hammerhand]

You know the muffin recipe?!

[erkenbrand]

Oh yes, my little muffin, er that is...yes, I can make muffin's.

[helm_hammerhand]

Wow, you're talented.

But we should still find her. Because hey, booty.