this is directed at Boromir, of course

[helm_hammerhand]

Helm would just like to remind Middle Earth what happened to the last man who suggested anything involving his daughter.

Right, Wulf? Your father looked very surprised when I crushed his skull.

Comments

[canonboz]

You've nothing to worry about. Not even a small shag?

[helm_hammerhand]

Oh good. she's a dragon's maiden! and my baby girl. Prove you aren't some scumbag dunlending or of their ilk and then we'll talk

[canonboz]

Salute. Well, er...I'm the current Steward of Gondor. Is that not enough? She's a very attractive woman. I promise that I would not do anything that untoward. And I most especially would not force her to do anything that she did not wish to do. Not unless she wished that. Eheh. Shagging is a good thing.

[helm_hammerhand]

Not to a father. Or a dragon.

*sniff* ...poor daddy...

[wulf_of_rohan]

fhgjkhdsgjkhl!!! And just when I was starting to forget how much I hate you. Hanild's oh-so-precious virginity is MINE within the month, asshole.

((*laughs head off*))

'Scuse me. Must garotte mun first.

((SHIT! *RUNS*))

He made this little cute choking noise too

[helm_hammerhand]

Time to teach Hanild the values of mace. Her arms are strong enough...

[helmsdaughter]

I don't think the dragon would like that....

[wulf_of_rohan]

Dragon schmagon -- knocking you up would be worth a one-way ticket back to the Halls. *grins, licks chops* See you soon, honey.

[helmsdaughter]

This is all very touching, really.

[helm_hammerhand]

I wouldn't really kill him. Smack him around a little...

[helmsdaughter]

NO KILLING....ANYONE.

[helm_hammerhand]

Not even a little?