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[helm_hammerhand]

....

*retires to his room*

She's pregnant.

...I didn't crush enough of him with my damn hammer.

*begins yelling, not bothering with his pillow for once*

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[8th_ringwraith]

*peers in* Excuse me my lord... I heard yelling and I wondered if you were alright....

[helm_hammerhand]

*reddens*

I'm fine. I'm just the world's stupidest man.

Did I interrupt your sleep? I didn't realize they'd put you so close to me.

[8th_ringwraith]

I have sensitive hearing and sleep lightly... it's nothing. *enters the room and closes the door behind*

I've known many stupid men but something tell me you're not one of them by far. What happened? *concerned look*

[helm_hammerhand]

Oh, I am.

I killed someone without thinking of the consequences and it moved around and bit my own daughter. My decision killed me, my children and even when I came back to life it followed me.

*smiles weakly at Eight* So. I am the stupidest man. Not everyone kills their entire family like that just because they can't hold their temper against one stupid little man.

[theodwyn]

@_@

Poor 'Nildy.

[helmsdaughter]

*repress*repress*

[theodwyn]

Nononono this is like genuine fucking sympathy. You've never had a baby before, have you? Yeah. Maiden, right. You're gonna start craving weird food. Remember if you eat too much meat morning sickness will be worse, so traditional Rohirrim diet is out of the question.

Also, it's hard work so it's definetly a good idea to either stay with your daddums or with your buds in Eogond. Now that you ain't Ancalagon's maiden, you're free to like, date and stuff. If you hook up with someone reeeeeally fast, you might even be able to convince him the kid's his!! Sons of Fëanor are sexy and not nearly as mean as they were in the first age. *pat pat pat* We'll take good care of you, chicky, yes we will.

O.O

[helmsdaughter]

Um, thank you. I really haven't decided where I'm going to stay yet, probably with Daddy, but if you take over, we won't have a home.

As for "hooking up with someone" I really don't have any intentions of doing that any time soon. I kind of have enough bad associations with relationships right now.