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[helm_hammerhand]

Ow.

Remembering why I don't like Gondor.

Not sure if people flinging weasels at my head is part of it or not, but I'm willing to pretend.

Smacked it against the wall a few times until it stopped moving and biting.

Where's my daughter?

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[helmsdaughter]

Daddy? What are you doing here?

[helm_hammerhand]

Acquiring dinner. *waves limp ferret* As always I am the great provider.

Also I came to check on you, since you don't seem to be coming to Rohan anytime soon for me to keep you safe there.

[helmsdaughter]

I planned on coming home, but I couldn't. I sent a message.

...uh, Daddy? Can I have the ferret, please?

[helm_hammerhand]

I know. That's why I came. Your aunt finally bothered to tell me about it. *rolls eyes*

Why do you want it? You can't cook. Get me my knife, dear.