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[helm_hammerhand]

My biggest worry was those looks Erkenbrand kept giving me in-between pillages. But now...

The fucker is back.

Eep and all that. Well, I killed his father. I should be able to get him too with a second chance.

Right? Right.

Comments

[baby_liv]

fucker? FUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKERFUCKER!!! *bounces*

[wulf_of_rohan]

AHAHAHAHAH I like this kid. Here. It's a severed finger. You can put it on a necklace and paint the nail any color you like.

[helm_hammerhand]

Kid? Beat it. Shoo. Your parents must need to beat you or something by now.

[wulf_of_rohan]

The real question is, what's the etiquette on stakes nowadays? I mean, do I leave your head on it until it's a skull, or take it down and violate it right after the vultures pick out the eyes, or screw the stake and just boil it to make soup, or what?

PS: First person to suggest the use of doilies gets disemboweled.

[helm_hammerhand]

How about you go take a long walk off a short pier and leave me be?

I died! You died! Let's have peace.

At least until I find a sword I can lift with this body.

[wulf_of_rohan]

Not as long as there's a blond head on the Rohan throne. Unless it's been severed first. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

PS: Has Erkenbrand made any comments about your "purty mouth" yet? JUST WAIT.