My Secret Comment Box.

Yeah. I know you landlubbers have something to say to me. So do it.

My dumbass son and that drunkass doctor apparently decided to take my son's ship for a spin in a rather intoxicated state.

You see that 15 foot hole in my boat, Helmut?!?! DO YOU SEE THAT!?! That's what you and your drinking buddy did last night.

Sober up and then get your ass over here and help fix it, SON.
You too, Doctor Dog-Love!!

Fucking ( Read more... )

Eh? Where am I? Where's my toy boat!?
Mommy?

[Yay. 7 year old Colton!]

I really wanted to know what it feels like to have sex as a woman but I haven't had any luck in finding some guy to take me up on the offer. I tried Mathiu but I think he's queer. I was practically throwing myself at him and he wouldn't touch me. I though he was a furry lover ( Read more... )

I'm more nimble than I expected.
My plan was thwarted, so I guess I owe you a bottle of wine, Elenor.

But, I haven't completely lost yet...it seems that Leon's back.
I'm sure he'll be pleased to know that I've married into the family.

*swishes tail*

Man, I itch!
I hope I don't have fleas...

Time to go cozy up to the furry-loving loser in the infirmary.

I am having way too much fun with this

I woke up this morning and at first I thought someone had just given me some bad vodka. But no...I have ears and a tail and when I looked in the mirror I was that FREAK ( Read more... )

There's a whole bunch of new people here. To them I say "Hello, I'm Colton, Commander of the Second Kooluk Fleet."

I say "Dammit" to the woman that resigned from my employment and has now left me in a lurch. Apple, why did you quit? Did one of my men hassle you? Tell me which one I and he will be dealt with.

And now I have to go find that drunk ( Read more... )

*wanders in, drunk and singing completely off key*

Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh, alcohol, I still drink to your health

*belches*

Got the wine for your wedding Cray. Where you want what's left of it?

Got the ship retarred and restocked. The lovely little lady who is serving as my ship's doctor is a fine piece of ass well schooled in her discipline. I am fortunate to have found her. We'll be setting sail for Obel in week. I have some pillaging shopping to do down there. If you're not a pain in the ass, I might be inclined to give you passage ( Read more... )