important monday morning news
Okay internet, it is time for OPINIONS. Apparently, according to this Farragut North fan report, it is okay to send c.Fine books now. As coquettemoves says: CHRIS PINE BOOK CLUB!
coquettemoves: this means I'm allowed to send him mix CDs
that's what this tells me
with like, "in your eyes" just burned 20 times
helpwess: "hey chris, this book really spoke to me, and i thought it might speak to you too. xo in the fellowship of english majors, rebs"
c.fine: "WHY DID SOMEONE SEND ME THE KAMA SUTRA?"
coquettemoves: "WHY IS IT HIGHLIGHTED??
helpwess: "ALSO THERE IS A BOOK IN HERE ABOUT TANTRIC SEX?"
coquettemoves: oh god
shit we would send c.fine if we had no shame
I'd send him polaroids of my outfits from the last week
and solicit his opinion
"Do you think I can pull off this skirt?"
helpwess: i would turn him into felicity's tape recorded drop box
coquettemoves: "DEAR CHRIS PINE DIARY"
helpwess: RIGHT
i would love to send him a box of purse mail
purse mail = one to three real items, several items you find in your purse
coquettemoves: "dear chris, here's some junk mail that's been piling up...could you sort it and send me back whatever's relevant?"
helpwess: "also, do you think this credit card offer is any good?"
coquettemoves: seriously, I'd like, go through the anthropologie catalog
and be like "Hey, what do you think of this necklace...it's cute, but is it $75 cute?"
SO, INTERNET. WHAT WOULD YOU PUT IN YOUR HYPOTHETICAL CARE PACKAGE TO C.FINE? IF YOU SAY "POCKET PUSSY" OR ANYTHING RELATED YOU ARE BANNED.
HERE IS WHAT I AM THINKING SO FAR:
-an ARC or two of YA novels I got at ALA (maybe about fattie teenage girls with complexes)
-some gum
-coaster & drink menu from the woodland
-SASE containing a questionnaire of super creepy questions TBD
-fuzzy anteater stickers
-cute bandaids with kogepan on them
-sparkly pens
-polaroid of my dog
-receipts from my purse
-assorted weird candies
-a copy of Water Babies
-gift certificate to American Apparel
coquettemoves: this means I'm allowed to send him mix CDs
that's what this tells me
with like, "in your eyes" just burned 20 times
helpwess: "hey chris, this book really spoke to me, and i thought it might speak to you too. xo in the fellowship of english majors, rebs"
c.fine: "WHY DID SOMEONE SEND ME THE KAMA SUTRA?"
coquettemoves: "WHY IS IT HIGHLIGHTED??
helpwess: "ALSO THERE IS A BOOK IN HERE ABOUT TANTRIC SEX?"
coquettemoves: oh god
shit we would send c.fine if we had no shame
I'd send him polaroids of my outfits from the last week
and solicit his opinion
"Do you think I can pull off this skirt?"
helpwess: i would turn him into felicity's tape recorded drop box
coquettemoves: "DEAR CHRIS PINE DIARY"
helpwess: RIGHT
i would love to send him a box of purse mail
purse mail = one to three real items, several items you find in your purse
coquettemoves: "dear chris, here's some junk mail that's been piling up...could you sort it and send me back whatever's relevant?"
helpwess: "also, do you think this credit card offer is any good?"
coquettemoves: seriously, I'd like, go through the anthropologie catalog
and be like "Hey, what do you think of this necklace...it's cute, but is it $75 cute?"
SO, INTERNET. WHAT WOULD YOU PUT IN YOUR HYPOTHETICAL CARE PACKAGE TO C.FINE? IF YOU SAY "POCKET PUSSY" OR ANYTHING RELATED YOU ARE BANNED.
HERE IS WHAT I AM THINKING SO FAR:
-an ARC or two of YA novels I got at ALA (maybe about fattie teenage girls with complexes)
-some gum
-coaster & drink menu from the woodland
-SASE containing a questionnaire of super creepy questions TBD
-fuzzy anteater stickers
-cute bandaids with kogepan on them
-sparkly pens
-polaroid of my dog
-receipts from my purse
-assorted weird candies
-a copy of Water Babies
-gift certificate to American Apparel